The Battle Of The Bulge.

Despite coming under heavy attack from Generaloberst Sid Von Bonkers, eighth Army lowcarb anti divison commander, the valiant lowcarbers are fighting back. Von Bonkers highly secretive ‘Miracle’ weapon, the mark 4 Gezzafaust failed to deliver the knock-out blow, and was deemed to be very noisy, but lacked any real punch on the battlefield. Von Bonkers woes were compounded by his Army intelligence HQ, The Phoenix Centre, failing to come up with any relative information. The Carb War goes on. Welcome to the crazy world of diabetes.