FBI launch world wide manhunt for missing ETYM board member Borofergie.

Considered by many as one of the worlds staunchest lowcarbers, Borofergie has been missing from the Eat To Your Meter forum since the end of January. FBI veteran Frank J Bullet the third, is heading the case, and has not ruled out foul play. Dismissing rumours that fergie was banged up at Guantanamo Bay, he nevertheless looked a worried man at yesterdays press briefing. Bullet’s main lead of enquiry focuses on the belief fergie is in Patagonia at the Roger ‘Keto Warrior’ Jenkins MBE training camp for lowcarb cyber terrorism. The hunt continues.

Have you seen this man ?

The Sun