Moderator faces seven day ban ! (This post has been updated today 23:30)

Graham please note ! you have been banned from the blog for seven days. Any comments whatsoever about a blog moderators physical attributes or lack of, or failing to grovel to a blog moderator at all times, will always result in a seven day ban. If you make any more malicious and false allegations again you will be permanently banned, you have been warned. Be very grateful I have not instructed my Lawyers and you are not facing proceedings in the High Court.

Please also be advised we want no more talk of your Army days and why you were known as the tripod.

Chief Mod and Generalissimo

Update

After a successful coup d'état  by me and disgruntled fellow team members,  it has been decided that due to Eddie morphing  into the very thing we all abhor "the despotic forum moderator"  he has been relieved of his position on this blog.

After being severely reprimanded he is now on probation and any posts he may wish to publish will first have to be vetted by Jan.

As a condition of his probation he is also required to attend Henry Nutloopers anger management course:

Until further notice Jan has assumed the role of team leader:

On behalf of the team members

Graham