The Golden Gezza Award Unveiled !

One of the diabetes worlds most closely guarded secrets was unveiled today at the monthly board meeting of the Wallycorker foundation and lowcarb diabetic blog trustees. Co-designed by Lord Beantipper and Roger ‘Keto Warrior’ Jenkins and cast in solid 24ct.gold The Golden Gezza was universally accepted as a masterpiece. Both men refused to comment on rumours Beantipper’s member had been used to make the mold.

This prize will only be awarded to diabetics who have made a monumental discovery in the control of diabetes. Only diabetics that consume eye-watering quantities of carbohydrates on zero diabetic medication and hold non diabetic numbers will be considered. The Golden Gezza will be the highest prize awarded by the Lowcarb diabetic blog trustees. The award also carries a $1,000,000 cash prize. At the meeting Lord Beantipper stated “ The first winner of this new award will have to have unbelievable control to be considered worthy of  The Golden Gezza” Monty went on to say “at the present time only one type two diabetic in the world appears to have the credentials, but with so much money and glory awaiting the winner others are bound to come forward”

The Sun