Deadly new virus identified the Gezzavirus !

By far and away the most serious virus known to man is the Gezzavirus. The virus quickly turns into the chronic condition known as Cretinopathy. Victims imagine themselves to be diabetics, with a compulsive need to make ludicrous claims of “diabetes resolved” on diabetes forums. A common trait is to claim a different carb intake almost every time they post. Very often the disease leads to compulsive changing of avatars and signature information. This condition should not be confused with the less serious “fat ex copper that used to be a mod” syndrome. Although the diseases appear to be similar, Cretinopathy is infinitely more serious, and is considered to be untreatable. Please be aware the Gezzavirus is highly contagious and sufferers are best avoided.


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